Surf Fishing or Not...........

I am old and tired.
The sun is bright.
The sand is hot.
The fish are not biting.
Too much traffic.
The winds are wrong.
The tides are weak.
I have no food or drink ready.
The water is dirty.
I have no bait.
It will upset my morning ritual.
Gas is too expensive.
Who cares?????????

Yep, you guessed it.......I am going surf fishing tomorrow.........